Where high fashion meets internet absurdity. We're democratizing designer culture, one ridiculous meme at a time.
Designer brands lock you out. We're kicking the door down. Everyone gets a seat at this runway show.
This is performance art meets blockchain. We're here to make you laugh while questioning luxury itself.
Built by degenerates, for degenerates. No VCs. No suits. Just people who get the joke.
$JPG LE GAY started as a joke about how insane luxury pricing has become. Why should a bottle of cologne cost more than rent?
We're flipping the script. This isn't about making moneyβit's about making a statement. Fashion gatekeepers charge thousands for exclusivity. We're giving it away for free, wrapped in the most ridiculous package possible.
Think of this as conceptual art you can trade. No roadmaps promising the moon. No utility beyond the shared experience of laughing at absurdity together.
No promises. Just vibes.
Launch site. Build community. Create memes that'll make fashion houses nervous.
Sticker packs, merch collabs, guerrilla marketing. We're spreading like a fashion trend nobody asked for.
When people reference luxury parody coins in 2030, they'll mean us. That's the goal.
All the chaos happens on Telegram and Discord. Don't be fashionably late.